🔴 NEGOTIATION OPEN
📄 THE FILE (hereinafter "The System")
The System demands: 1 hour of your attention per week and the right to display a random quote on your desktop. In exchange, The System will never crash unexpectedly and will remember your preferences.
🧑 YOU (hereinafter "The User")
You currently offer: Nothing yet. Click "Propose Counter‑Offer" to define your terms.
⚖️ The System's lawyer: "My client is willing to negotiate in good faith. State your proposal."